Friday, May 29, 2009

Your own personal Robert Powell

Image of 70’s icon Robert Powell discovered in Marmite.

An image of the 1970’s acting icon, Robert Powell has been discovered by a Welsh housewife in the lid of a marmite jar. Claire Allen said, ‘I don’t care if people think I’m a mentalist, if you squint you can definitely see it’s him.’

Despite being a blue eyed, white Anglo-Saxon, Powell carved out a successful career for himself playing the part of a Palestinian Jew.

A leading Powellian theologian added: ‘No matter how much Richard Dawkins and his ilk may scoff, there is irrefutable evidence that Robert Powell actually existed, and many of us believe that he died on stage for all of our sins.’

Richard Dawkins was unavailable to comment.

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