Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Beaten to a pulp

Wide screen TV’s, DVD players, SIXTEEN sets of bed sheets!  It doesn’t take much of a fertile imagination to work out what Houghton & Washington MP Fraser Kemp gets up to in his spare time.  No wonder the bloke looks so gaunt, he must be bloody knackered.  Not that I’m judgmental about these things; Fraser’s peccadilloes are his own business.  But it’s a bit much expecting the tax-payer to subsidise his nocturnal activities.

3 comments:

Michael said...

Now that wouldn't be the same Fraser Kemp who spoke in favour of keeping MPs expenses secret, would it?

Next time you hear an MP banging on about benefit fraud remember Kemp and his £1,800 TV.

Bryan said...

You know Michael, I think you’re right!
But do you think by any chance he could be the same cockweasel Fraser Kemp who was the ring leader in the attempt to destroy 210 hectares of South Tyneside greenbelt land?

Michael said...

Surely not?! Maybe he wanted to cover it with bedsheets...